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Crazy Status For Whatsapp

Updated: Oct 8, 2020

There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the Crazy Status but my favorite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favorite Crazy Status in English…

Crazy Status For Whatsapp
Crazy Status For Whatsapp

  • · Last seen 1980! :D

  • · I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

  • · I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

  • · You can't blame gravity for falling in love.

  • · Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

  • · God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)

  • · You can never buy Love... But still you have to pay for it.

  • · I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

  • · Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)

  • · When you reach the end of your rope,tie a knot in it and hang on..

  • · I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about.. Mannequins. :D

  • · Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

  • · When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians.

  • · Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

  • · Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

  • · A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

  • · If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.

  • · My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!

  • · Fact: Phone on silent mode - 10 Missed call.. Turns volume to loud - Nobody calls all day!!

  • · “Each time you are honest and conduct yourself with honesty, a success force will drive you toward greater success



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