There are so many websites on the internet who are providing the Crazy Status but my favorite is Status Joint , on this you can find almost every type of whatsapp status for your every situation of life, and i am giving below my own favorite Crazy Status in English…
· Last seen 1980! :D
· I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
· I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
· You can't blame gravity for falling in love.
· Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
· God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)
· You can never buy Love... But still you have to pay for it.
· I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
· Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)
· When you reach the end of your rope,tie a knot in it and hang on..
· I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about.. Mannequins. :D
· Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
· When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians.
· Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
· Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
· A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
· If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
· My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!
· Fact: Phone on silent mode - 10 Missed call.. Turns volume to loud - Nobody calls all day!!
· “Each time you are honest and conduct yourself with honesty, a success force will drive you toward greater success
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